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October 17th, 2007
10:56 pm
I should be asleep . I work in 6 hours. T.T
Chris Crocker videos are like watching a trainwreck.
You stare shellshocked an mortified. Then start to laugh.
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September 8th, 2007
03:04 pm - behehe! 'mims'
My tab is $2985 and i was so close to 3000! I'm a naughty gal....
This is fun to do!
The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."
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August 29th, 2007
04:39 pm
So I'm waiting to have a maditory conference with my lit teacher.
I think he's a douche.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/pensive_sp.gif) contemplative
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August 28th, 2007
10:11 pm
Uhg! I'm really pissed.
I can't stand how my boyfriend is such a slob at home.
I'm such a neat freak.
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01:04 am
I like how all my friends are guys.
Sweet.
Girls are bitches.
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August 24th, 2007
09:30 pm - Hmm...
So, I usually don't post anything of importance on Lj. I usually just read it to keep updated with my friends. But then I have to think.
Do I even have any friends on LJ? I don't think I've seen any of you in a min. of 6 months or more.
So answer me this?
Are you my friend?
*edit*
Oh yeah, I'm going to Dragon*con. I'm cosplaying as Princess peach.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/sad_sp.gif) depressed
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July 29th, 2007
02:52 pm - Hmm
Regardless of me never posting anymore. I felt compelled to type this:
1. Stop being a whiny bitch every god damned day. You are alive and kicking. If you want your life of trailer-trashiness, ridiculously dramatic and from the slums in the ghetto of not only Georgia, but in society itself, you're doing fine and keep at it.
2. Secondly, Harry Potter. Fred dies, The owl dies, some goblin slave dies. But really, it's just a book, Go read REAL literature as well. It might make you more well-rounded.
3. Ugh! I'm 20, I have a job, I go to school, and live in a nice ass new townhome. All by myself. My parents don't help me at all. Hell people. My father LIVES in Cambodia, Can you even point to where that it on a map?
4. I cannot believe how ignorant people are. It seems that if you failed high school or sucked at math, you go to a shitty art school. Oh snap! I said it. Art school kids are usually the most idiotic people I've ever met. Don't worry I know there are exceptions. Take my Boyfriend for example. He went to SCAD and got a BA. Also recived another BA in culinary arts. And is successfully recieving a masters in animation. Because he IS smart and talented. Don't try at something your good at to begin with. You can hone your skills but you can't just magicaaly start being a great artist becuase of schooling. That's like a kid with a lisp going to a college for a singing carrer. Nobody's really going to be leient on her becuase she can't apronouce her s's. You fucking suck.
5. Don't worry I only wanted to post this for a response. Not to prove me right, just so someone could see the light. Fuck y'all.
6. Well I'm sorry, but I can't offend you anymore, I have to go cook for my man. I'm making Ratatouille loaf accompanied by Chateabriand with Bearaise. That's French assholes. I feel better now ^.^
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/singing_sp.gif) chipper
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May 14th, 2007
02:17 pm - AWW SAD ACTION!
GOODBYE LIVEJOURNAL.
I KNEW YOU FOR ALL OF MY HIGHSCHOOL DAYS.
AND NOW,
I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU!
WITH DRAMATIC LOVE
CAPI'TAN BECCA.
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May 13th, 2007
02:32 am
Recently I've just been working... and being lazy...
I feel weirded out right now.
*sighs*
I want a hug!
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May 4th, 2007
08:49 pm - SO...
I have a new half-brother i just found out about.
My dad had a kid with a 24 year old in Cambodia....
He wants me to visit him there this summer.
And I think I shall.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/happy_sp.gif) amused
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May 2nd, 2007
01:58 pm - Here, there, everywhere!
I wanna go southside for a change...
Chosen one!!!
I'M COMING!
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/achy_sp.gif) anxious
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April 24th, 2007
01:28 pm
1. Song that always makes you sad?
Aqualung - strange and Beautiful
2. Last thing you bought?
New bed set.
3. Last person you argued with?
I argue everyday.
4. Do you put butter before putting the peanut butter on?
...what?
5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?
Jellybean
6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies CD?
Never!
7. Favorite day of the week?
Tuesdays
8. Favorite Sundae topping?
Rainbow sprinkles
9. Did you take Piano lessons?
Nope
10. Most frequent song played?
Smile by Lily Allen
11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy?
I love New York.
12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey?
Neither.
13. Date someone older or younger?
Older...much older.
14. One place you wish you could travel to right now?
Thailand
15. Do you use umbrellas?
No.
16. Do you know the words to the Canadian National Anthem?
No?
17. Favorite Cheese?
Swiss
18. The Smiths or the Cure?
Smiths
19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes?
Darker colors.
20. Best job you ever had?
No having a job
21. Did you go to your high school prom? With who?
Sophomore year, John Whitley
22. Perfect time to wake up?
9am
23. Perfect time to go to bed?
11pm
24. Do you use your queen right away in chess?
She has pawns in front of her.
25. Ever been in a car accident?
4 or 5
26. Closer to mom or dad...or neither?
Mom. But I love my real dad more.
27. What age is this exciting life over for you?
Never!
29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned?
cheap flip flops
30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school?
lots of tee shirts
31. Were you in track and field?
No
32. Were you ever in a school talent show?
Nope
33. Have you ever written in a library book?
I dog ear pages.
34. Allergic to?
Honey, bees, flowers. Not pollen.
35. Favorite fruit?
melons
36. Have you watched Sex and the City?
No.
37. Baseball hat or toque?
polka dot headband.
38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap?
start from the top...so shampoo.
39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste?
Wet, but I don't rinse with water after I brush.
40. Pen or pencil?
Sharpie.
41. Have you ever gambled at a casino?
Nope
42. Have you thrown up on a plane?
Never
43. Have you thrown up in a car?
Out of a window of a car.
44. Have you thrown up at work?
No, but I was thrown up on...
45. Do you scream on roller coasters?
I squeak and whimper and act like a pussy.
46. Who was your first prom date?
John
47. Who was your first roommate?
A parrot named Merlin in Denver.
48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time?
Champagne and tequila.
49. What was your first job?
14, Krogers.
50. What was your first car?
70's vette.
51. When did you go to your first funeral?
Never have.
52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
10
53. Who was your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Springsteen.
54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride?
Texas.
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01:25 pm
I want Dr. Ruth's autobiography.
I'm hanging out with my old best friend from early high school days.
I haven't seen her in 3 years.
I'm nervous.
Current Location: Panuble's
Current Mood: anxious
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April 17th, 2007
10:36 pm - Hmmm...
So trip was awesome, I've been working ever since.
I'm making a scrapbook... seeing as how I took about 100 pictures.
It's like a cult, when I go out to get more paper or stickers, some old ladies always are in the aisle with me and ask me for tips or what I'm doing... weird.
Uhh... that's about it...
I'm getting a little chubby now, me and Pana always go out to eat.
So I'm watching what I eat.
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/working_sp.gif) accomplished
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April 2nd, 2007
09:01 am
BYE!
I'M OFF TO DISNEY!
SEE YOU GUYS NEXT WEEK!
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/hyper_sp.gif) bouncy
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April 1st, 2007
01:25 pm - Last post before I go.
So, I'm going to Disney.
I've made my shopping list for my friends.
I've got my cute outfits.
And I'm ready to go.
To bad I have to go to work before that. T.T
Current Mood: amused
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March 30th, 2007
04:51 am - Shit it's early.
I don't wanna go back asleep. I might be late.... but I really want to go back to sleep. >.>
Aaron- did you get my message about the look-a-like Ken doll?
Stu- Sorry I didn't pick up, now we're playing phone tag.
Four- Call me sometime you fag.
Chris Chris- I just bought the platinum edition of Lion king...I dunno how old your copy is, but there's this new song on it for Zazu... I pretty much hate it! And they got some little Asian boy to sing it since the original Simba was too grown up now. It's called the morning report.
Alex- I can't wait to get you something from Disney World.
Chell-bell- You remind me of Belle.
Trisight- that seemed like such passive aggressive comment on my last post.
Newest movies owned: Happy feet, Little mermaid, Peter Pan, 300 (perfectly downloaded illegally)
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/grumpy_sp.gif) too early, but doing well.
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March 29th, 2007
01:28 pm - Hmm...
My foot's asleep, I wonder why my limbs can get so tingly so fast?
Today I'm going to get my contacts with Pana.
I never tell him how much I appreciate him. (even though I try)
I'm very prideful for a person.
Growing up poor has made me that way.
I don't like to ask for things, I don't like to open tabs with peoples wallets.
I feel very weird. Like, should I even ask my boyfriend for things?
I most certainly ask Aaron or Stu or Will for things. (maybe because I've known them for at least 3 years)
I smell good food upstairs, but I'm to afraid to get some because I know Pana's family from Thailand is up there.
That's another thing about me, I always think people are talking about me... even though they prolly wouldn't care to even bother with me.
Current Location: Pana's house
Current Mood: melancholy
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March 28th, 2007
06:46 pm - It's pretty yellow out.
So it's pollen season.
And everything's yellow.
I'm going ona trip I have no control over. (planning wise)
And it's completely bothering me.
I ask normal questions (ie- what time we're leaving?)
And I get an "I dunno"
I'm not going to have a great time, I feel it.
But I'll suck it up and go.
Fucking pisses me off to all hell.
damn
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/moonsis/stars/purple/angry_sp.gif) Fuck vacations!
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March 23rd, 2007
12:17 am - So uhh
This is gonna sounds odd.
But I was laying with Pana, and even though we've been together for about a year now...
I tried to grope him while he was sleeping...
And I felt like a pervy old man.
I've been going to sleep really late the last few days.
Because I feel like it's xmas tomorrow.
Because I"m going to Disney.
For the 1st time ever.
In a week.
Current Mood: chipper
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